This li'l numba was copied from geoffreydean's journal
My New Names
1. WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother & father's middle name)
- Laguna Keith (sounds like a porn name, actually)
2. NASCAR NAME: (first name of your mother's dad, father's dad )
- Alejandro Leroy (*lawlz*)
3. STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name)
- Milke Dohar (I've been using this one for years
4. DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color, favorite animal)
- Red Tiger (0_0)
5. SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you were born)
- Thayer Butler (hmmm)
6. SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd fav color, fav drink, add "THE" to the beginning
- The Blue Sprite (sounds positively...spritely)
7. FLY NAME: (first 2 letters of 1st name, last 2 letters of your last name)
- KeEr (heh - just doesn't work)
8. GANGSTA NAME: ( fav ice cream flavor, fav cookie)
- "Cookies N' Cream" Fudge Stripe (sounds yummy but non-threatening)
9. ROCK STAR NAME: (current pets name, current street name)
- Buzzy Little Creek
10. STRIPPER NAME: ( name of your fav perfume/cologne, fav candy)
- Axe Dove (weeeeurd)
11. PORN NAME: (1st pet, street you grew up on)
- It's the same as my Rawk Star name
Whoo-hoo! It's Over!
Wow!