This li'l numba was copied from geoffreydean's journal

My New Names

1. WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother & father's middle name)
- Laguna Keith (sounds like a porn name, actually)

2. NASCAR NAME: (first name of your mother's dad, father's dad )
- Alejandro Leroy (*lawlz*)

3. STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name)
- Milke Dohar (I've been using this one for years

4. DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color, favorite animal)
- Red Tiger (0_0)

5. SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you were born)
- Thayer Butler (hmmm)

6. SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd fav color, fav drink, add "THE" to the beginning
- The Blue Sprite (sounds positively...spritely)

7. FLY NAME: (first 2 letters of 1st name, last 2 letters of your last name)
- KeEr (heh - just doesn't work)

8. GANGSTA NAME: ( fav ice cream flavor, fav cookie)
- "Cookies N' Cream" Fudge Stripe (sounds yummy but non-threatening)

9. ROCK STAR NAME: (current pets name, current street name)
- Buzzy Little Creek

10. STRIPPER NAME: ( name of your fav perfume/cologne, fav candy)
- Axe Dove (weeeeurd)

11. PORN NAME: (1st pet, street you grew up on)
- It's the same as my Rawk Star name

Whoo-hoo! It's Over!